One Direction giving their kids (boys) the sex talk.

Harry: Erm........well.........um.....i dont um..... okay well pretty much use protection because i did some stupid things when i was er your age so erm yes.
Niall: dere comes a time when youre growin up and you become a big 'ol lad and you get urges to touch people. and have...intercourse take it easy on the girl ...just make sure she makes you a sandwich after cos you will work up an apetite. oh and protection always helps too.
Liam: Every girl is a princess. ONLY DO you know....IT WITH HER IF SHE WANTS TO. Dont forget to tell her how beautiful she is throughout it. be gentle. and BY GOD USE PROTECTION. Ugh...i cant even believe you want to do THAT with an innocent girl i mean SHE HAS A FATHER. good god you're lucky you aren't a girl you wouldn't be leaving the house.
Zayn: Well..sex is a beautiful thing. It is the meshing of two souls by love making. It is such an indescribable feeling. It is like walking among the bluest ocean on the softest sands with the one you love. Just dont forget to use protection or you'll be walking along the ocean with 2 people you love if you know what i mean aha
Louis: Well son, you gotta werk this girl. Be a panther in the bed room. please for the love of god dont get an STD so i dont have to drag your ass to the penis doctor ...because they're shady. so make sure you use protection okay. and make sure you give her a massive thank you for dealing with your needle dick

best1dfanfics:

‘the bored boyfriend’

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hommos:

one direction’s next video should be “up all night” and they should host a big college-like party and smoke weed and get wasted as fuck and wake up hangover the next day remembering nothing it would be my favorite video ever

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vazhappen1n:

redknitsweater:

smile-horann:

THIS.

^^ ALL THE AWARDS

THIS IS JUST PERFECT.

A FUCKIN MEN.

when i turn 69 im just going to be laughing all year

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Whispering in someone’s ear is so 2011.

ask-sassmaster:

I personally whisper in the mouth.

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thefreshprinceof-mullingar:

oh my god i totally thought this was a picture and then it turned as i was scrolling and I had a mini heart attack. You’re all invited to my funeral ok?

jesustommo:

DO YOU SEE THIS FACE?

YOU HATERS HAVE MANAGED TO PISS THIS FACE OFF

NICE

GOING

ASSHOLES